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DeSantisfor POTUS2028*

America’s Most Unofficial Presidential Campaign Website.

100% Unofficial
100% Satire
0% Authorized by Ron DeSantis

What happens when Florida politics, presidential ambition and a 1990s sitcom collide?

I’M READY TO SUPPORT RON

This parody does not state or imply that Ron DeSantis is a candidate for president in 2028.

Previously on Florida…

The Governor Years

Actual enacted policy. Real citations. Dramatic synth sting sold separately.

EP.01

$2.7B Tax Relief

In 2023, DeSantis signed what his office called Florida’s largest tax-relief plan, including sales-tax holidays and family-focused exemptions.

Source: Florida Governor’s Office
EP.03

School Choice Expanded

HB 1 removed income restrictions and enrollment caps from Florida’s scholarship eligibility framework in 2023.

Source: Florida Dept. of Education
EP.06

Permitless Concealed Carry

HB 543 took effect in July 2023, allowing eligible Floridians to carry concealed firearms without a state permit.

Source: Florida Governor’s Office
WDFT-TV • LIVE-ish● UNOFFICIAL

Tonight’s Main Event

DeSantis VS. Vance

Seven rounds. Questionable judging. Absolutely no campaign.

RON
0
ROUND—0 TIES
0
JD
THE SUNSHINE SLUGGERRON DESANTIS
THE BUCKEYE BRUISERJD VANCE
VS

Sanctioned by absolutely nobody

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Factual cards use official or documented biographies and records. Comedy cards are commentary, not factual assertions. Neither person is presented here as an announced 2028 candidate.

And now, the shocking conclusion

Okay. I’ve Seen Enough.

I’m ready to support DeSantis.

COUNT ME IN

Plot twist: You’re going python hunting.

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